Project Manager: "Good boys! The end of our work is close: Borderlands is already almost a reality. Today the end has us to design boss that will appear when the player tries to come to The Chamber. It has to be something impressive, giant, novel …: Some ideas?”
Designer 1: "I have been employed at a pair of sketches at home … what does look like to him this, chief?”
The director: "Ehm …, to see, the idea in itself is not directed badly, but … have not I seen this earlier in another part?”
Designer 2: "I forgave my flippancy, but this is the end boss of Resident Evil 2. He knows already, done William Birkin a rag …”
The director: "Waste time: are we already copying again?”
Designer 1: "I feel it chief, it was an only one proposal. From here we can divide and later already contribute our own vision in the matter … to Add a mustache to him somewhere here, a pair of claws over there … The contemporary art goes a little of that: no?”
The director: "Better we work with another thing … does anybody have material different?”
Designer 3: "I also had thought that I would be a good idea to start with things like those that I bring later to re-design to our taste … indicate to Him what I consider to be showier.”
The director: "Me cago in … but do not you see that it departs from that it is the base Zerg? There are not even monsters!”
Designer 3: "Ah, it goes …”
The director: "It is well, it is well … We Start of zero. To see, you take a blank paper and draw the first thing that comes to their mind. From here on, already we will see what goes out.”
Designer 2: "Hoyga, already I ended. What seems to him?”
The director: "An octopus? A male prostitute octopus?! In what school did you study, male? Do you call it to this ‘a conceptual Art’?”
Designer 2: "Since the concept in itself …”
Designer 3: "I have done this.”
The director: "Better I remain quiet … You did not have a child's Game Boy: truth, son?
Designer 3: "Why does he say it, gentleman?”
Designer 1: "I have had a beastly idea! What seems to them to use this photo?”
The director: "For the God's love: separate that thing about my sight!”
Designer 2: "I do not believe that it is a good idea. This tipa is a copresenter of a well-known television program and it might demand us. In fact, it is very probable that it does it. I suppose that this way it would have something to refill one of these evenings in which it has no divorces to be announced.”
The director: "Yes, it parks this idea further possibly of this table, please. We need something different, waste time, something that represents a divine entity, which it overwhelms, destructive …”
Designer 3: "Something like that?”
The director: "But is it that we are all madmen?! That be the Eye of Sauron! The fans might take responsibility for us. And I do not say it literally, that with the this roll of Sam and Frodo …”
Designer 2: "Jeje, very good chief.”
The director: "You do not do the ball to me, idiot. I am up to the eggs of seeing bullshits and it is already the mealtime … Look, join all this heap of garbage as good you prune, do a pastiche of all the ideas and I hope it strains … Whole, the salary we already receive it equally. And put the first name that occurs to you, but that is neither generic at all nor vulgar. Understood?”
[Eye, spoiler]
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