The Illustrious Pixel every day is bigger thanks to you and more stupid thanks to me. A few months ago we had order of alienation of the presentations and now look at us, summoned for the press conference of Alan Wake through legal means. Nevertheless, to be faithful to our beginning, we decide to slip in to the enclosure for the window and not publish the chronicle up to today, weeks later that my mother is already not interested in not. Next, our impressions on what we could see on February 23 in Madrid. Do invite us more times, please.
We it do not doubt a moment and enter without looking behind. In that big house there was only smoke and darkness (good, and several tens accredited journalists). When we manage to make way for ourselves between the multitude, avoiding gordopeceros and rubbing partners journalists – I already know that it was risked, but a professional of this blog owes his public to himself and does not think about his physical integrity – we meet a reception girl.: “Do you need translator?” I denied with the head. All the partners knowing English and I the only dickhead with a put Walkman. Not of joke, although I do not find out. The same woman delivered to us a promotion lantern for not fostiarnos with the steps, because there was quite in the dark roll setting of thriller. And you cannot imagine it melancholic that the light of a lantern proves for anybody who hopes that they should give him a game of Alan Wake in his place.
Since it was not a trick, definitely they have not given us a copy of Alan Wake.
Finally, we rise up to the elected place and they presented us to two gentlemen: Lönnqvist and Häkkinen. I know that you can think that mola my name be Häkkinen, but in Finland this is little more that to be called Paco Pepe. Instantes later begins the trailer of the game: "This is the story about to man …” That I could understand it with clarity; the following thing, I deduced it.
“This is the history of a man who from child was already inviting you to his house to play the console and the control was not happening not when his mother was bringing milk and cookies. Innumerable persons have been convicted to continue his prowesses, to observe his achievements and to contemplate his best punctuations without being able to look at not even a pantallica. The history of someone who preferred that they were giving him a book of The Five rather than a Multipad. ALLAH, WAKE, leaves a ratico the control.” (Chan chan was listened to end).
They did not allow us to extract images, but we are a few macarras and we throw a fotaca to the screen. With two balls, for you I stake it.
There presents applauded. They did not know that what they had seen in this trailer was based on a real history. Häkkinen began speaking to us and, meanwhile, Lönnqvist introduced the control in his hands adapted with a form similar to those of the playmobil. And it played and played and we look. And Häkkinen trying to handle a little bit he and Lönnqvist that does not release the control the hijoputa. For when the demo passed I was already thinking that never again I would see the light again. Then, a woman said to us that below we might play the others although, as there were no games consoles for all, some of us would have to look but that that also is entertaining. This is what the Lönnqvist he-goat says.
“And while the this small baby absorbs control, I am going to tell you how I mounted a group with The Langui“
We go down towards the room of the consoles I hope we can catch a Xbox to give him a feeling to the game. We were quoted in the last shift, but we make use of the fuss that was mounted when they extracted a few pesicolas, and all the gordopeceros went out and frikidistas like daggers, to slip in. When I wanted to take a console someone threw a vice I had moved forward myself. It was Lönnqvist. The he-goat had gone down to all milk for the fire escape to catch a control. Did I come closer harassing a little I hope it was leaving me and the uncle goes and says to me: "one minute please …” One minute, hijoputa??? What take 3 male prostitutes years playing day and night non-stop this game and now do not you allow him to throw a partidilla to the lads above that we come to see you?? Go and die playing with your Alan Wake, sponger.
Here we see a journalist demonstrating how entertaining it is to look while Lönnqvist plays. Yuju!
With all this, I went on from Alan Wake and went away direct for the couches. Are here my first impressions; To the minicroissants one was noticing to them that they belonged to these that they freeze and the bikinis of ham and cheese were tasteless but they were turning out to be effective. As soon as Alan Wake goes out next May 21 I will confirm this first capture of contact.
The photo is done on purpose so that it looks like more desangelado still
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